I went to the furstealer Headmistress
(called that 'cos she frightens Dad, HeHe!)
fur to get my summer fur coat
Here's me wiv my floofy slippers
Here's me minus
ALL my furs
my floofy slippers!
The Headmistress told Dad I'm not as trim as I used to be,
no waist definition, so Dad got a telling off for too many treats, HeHe
Hang on a minute...that isn't funny is it....
Oh NO!!!!! I'm on a DIET!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses