Dear Miss Aunty Freya I hear that you are keeping the young Pup Princess Leah under your paw and training her up to be a Police Pup Officer. Well.... I am slightly concerned that with her thieving habits and shredding abilities she may not be cut out for the job. Exhibit A
Theft of Mum's Bra (!) last night
Attempted theft of Mum's slipper....while she was still wearing it!
Theft of Dad's paintbrush
Bag handles, lifted from inside Mum's handbag!
Shredding of evidence
I believe said young Pup is away on training exercises at the moment. I am seriously concerned that the trainers are not aware of her secret thieving nature and will be beguiled by her sweet Innocent looks
I feel it is my civic duty to inform you of this Pups actual character before she's allowed to handle anything as dangerous as a LOADED WATER PISTOL!!!!