you'll know there's been some kitchen remodelling going on
a SERIOUS bacon shortage!!!!
while I slurped my puppicino,
wondering how I could help
I came up with a cunning plan....
I ordered a Full English Breakfast....
see the bacon?
Now the cunning bit....
How to get in past the customs men.....
I'll eat it!!!!
Then fly over to Texas taking the bacon with me!
Oh rats...I've spotted a flaw in my cunning plan
I don't have a Passport!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses