The canal goes all the way from London to Birmingham,
but I just did the bit here...under the Golden Star...called
'You are here!'
You need one of these to drive along it
But that's okay...see...it says...
It's a very popular place to go walkies
Lots of pee mails to catch up on...
I thought I was walking the plank
but turns out this is called a lock
(there's 166 of these, phew...too much like hard work!)
I'll just admire the scenery and chat to the locals
What's news Mr Big White Duck ?
Oh really..well, there was no need to be so rude
Mum, Mr Big White Duck hissed at me!!!
Loves and licky kisses