Thursday, 30 October 2014

Who Got The Last Laff !

As you know I went to the Vet for a check up yesterday.
 Now as I clambered on to the scales I thought, 
"Watch this Aunty Freya, this is how its done !"

Do these look like the broken ones from Aunty Freya's Vet shop?

WooHoo, impressive !

But noooo.......

Did I hear you correctly Mrs Vet Lady?

Mrs Vet Lady said she can feel my ribs but I need more waist definition so I should probably be 6kg 

 I need to go on a diet !!!!!

Is this the end of my career as a restaurant critic ?

Yeh right! 
So I went home and helped Dad finish off the Custard Tarts

What, no more custie tarts either 
Pah !

Oh, and I've been booked in for my 'op'. I'm not going to be a Mum so Mrs Vet recommended the 'op'.
I finks that could cure my problem .... I'll get a bit of lippo done while they're in there !

Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah 


  1. there is just no crueler word that 'diet' ....if we don't eat the left overs who will ?

  2. Yu need tu find a new vet. The one yu got now is a quack.

    Sorry bout the op thing. It's whut all the brite grrls do.

  3. Princess Leah....bless your heart ...wait don't start your diet yet. I bet after your lady parts are gone you'll automatically lose an ounce or two.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  4. What Diet????? Hmmm they all say that we think. Those scales at the vets are always wonky. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. You don't need a diet - you look amazing :-))))
    Come over for dinner :-)))
    Kisses and hugs from Casper

  6. Sounds like you have a good plan Leah...Lipo and your big girl op should nip the problem in the bud!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  7. Princess Leah, you only weights 6.9kg?!? OMD, no worries, you should keep your profession as a restaurant critic! Speaking of that, seafood restaurant looks great!!! We'd love to go!

    Momo & Pinot xo

  8. A diet? No way! We agree with Madi and her mom - the op should drop you down at least a couple of pounds!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  9. we are all rather round and mom wishes we were just a little leaner, but no change so far...b.ahahahha
    stella rose

  10. I was on a die-t too, that was a crazy time for a greedy guy like me :o) But I think you're right, you will have the purr-fect weight after that op.

  11. LIPO with your WHO WHO Ectomy is a Dandy Plan... CERTAINLY better than that Insane Diet one.

  12. I thinks that scale is broken. Just sayin'.
    Ruby ♥
    pees: my vettie's scale is broken too! ☺

  13. We think that hand and harness probably made your weight MORE! You need to get your pawrents our WALKING more often. Your career shouldn't suffer because of a couple of numbers.

    We've all had our Career Girl operation, too. Hope you're back to inspecting custard tarts soon.

  14. It is a conspiracy amongst the dogtors and the scales we think. We have all had the "op" too!
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

  15. Princess Leia
    No matter what I weigh the DR says I need to lose weight. I am a PUG, for crying out loud! Good luck with your D-I-E-T. It is no fun. BTW, you look just right to me.
    Love Noodles

  16. DIET?? How is that pawsible? You look pawfect to us!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  17. A diet? What da woof? Ya needs a new vet.

  18. Vets like doctors always tell us that -- Do we really believe them though? ;-)

  19. We aren't sure what 6.5 kg means in our pounds, but you sure don't look overweight to us:) Bring on the custard and keep on with the restaurant reviews!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  20. No way I don't believe you need a diet.
    You are so tiny.
    We love you just the way you are.
    xo Cinnamon

  21. You look perfect to us,, and we thought Freya looked perfect too!
    Those scales are broken!

  22. I think you look just fine! I had that op, too. We are sure the dogtors will take excellent care of you.

  23. Don't worry young Princess, yous still got a bit to catch up on me yet. Got weighed yesterday. AM NOW 10.6 KG..... much better than 12 kg don't you think ?
    Now my tubby bits are starting to go slowly, but better slowly than not at all.
    You looks just luvly to me.
    Luvs your loving Auntie Freya Rose Blossom (miss) X

  24. We think you look great!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

  25. But you look fabulous to us Sweetie! Let's see what happens after your spay. You are at the lower end of weight for ladies of your fine breeding so I don't know why your vet is worried.