Its fogging, freezing and a promise of snow today,
so what did my peeps do????
Sent me to the furstealers!!!!
Yep, I don't understand it either
*sigh*
But worse....
My furstealer aka 'The Headmistress'
who scares Dad, hehe,
butt who I LUFFS
(or rather luffed, past tense)
Told Dad off 'cos I'm a Tubby Tub Tubs!!!!!!
WHAT?!?!
So now I'm on a diet!!!!
Just when I need foodables and furs to keep warm,
they cut down my foodables and steal my furs
This is serious!!!!
Please send food parcels to:-
Princess Leah
Miss Tubby Tub Tubs
Have a good weekend
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah
xxx
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteWTD... this is surely a case of cruel and unusual deprivement... take to the court of common fleas!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
That's totally unforgivable! Food parcels on the way, hope they don't get lost. Give me a shout if you need anything else.
ReplyDeleteBowie
Well that is just terrible. No hair and no food.We are sending some food right over and a coat too. Hang in there Princess Leah.
ReplyDeleteOh No Princess Leah Headmistress stole your slippers how are you supposed to walk about the house with cold toes and you are on a DIET too. WHAT has this world come to starving a shivering princess.
ReplyDeletePURRSONALLY I think if we have to diet the peeps should have to DIET too. Just sayin'!!
Hugs and I thank you for your sweet comment.
Your bfff madi
This is No Way to treat a Princess!
ReplyDeleteOff wif their heads! Or at least, shun them a lil bit.
oh my... you have to walk nekked through that siberian cold? maybe they can lease a golden carriage till your fur grews back?
ReplyDeleteOh no Princess Leah! Is there no end to the madness?
ReplyDeleteWell spring is coming soon - I hope.
That's humiliating!
ReplyDeleteHoping lots of food stuffs and noms head your way!
ReplyDeleteDa Ramble - a fellow starving boy
Oh my dog, fur stealing AND a diet, that is outrageous!
ReplyDeleteYou are right about it being freezing, it's Baltic here!
Elliot and Cricket x
It's very foggy here. We don't like fog monsters
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
You look beautiful to me! Don't worry. My groomer, Miss Jacquie calls me Chubby Chester. Ghostwriter often refers to me as a meatloaf—that's a good thing, isn't it?—or a chunk. What do humans know about doggie beauty?
ReplyDeleteStay warm. Your Chester
PS Did you know there's supposed to be a lunar eclipse today???
OMD OMD Princess Leah.... this is a Serious Turn fur the WORSE in your household. We don't like it one little bit... Your peeps need to have an Attitude Adjustment.
ReplyDeleteFur stealing when it's getting cold outside does not make sense. You do look lovely though. Your groomer is just looking out for you and wants to make sure you are healthy but diets are no fun.
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!?!? How COULD they!?!? OK, I'm baking you a cake and am putting a cake inside it, so you can have something to eat. We can't have you wasting away! Just let me figure out how to do this, then I'm on it!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Mags
How RUDE! Cannot believe she would say that.
ReplyDeleteCannot you've had your lovely locks removed either and it is STILL winter! You can come here. Heading to 44°C for today and tomorrow. You wouldn't need your furs.
That headmistress furstealer needs to get some new glasses. NO tubbyness on you at all!!! You do look quite lovely, and now you are all set for the big Valentine's Day K-oss.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning and Misty
You will not need to diet - your shivering due to being furless in the cold will burn calories
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Oh gosh Princess, this is terrible. I'm afraid that when one's fur is stolen, one not only loses a precious winter coat, but also one's ability to use the 'not fat but fluffy' excuse. Oh dear oh dear oh deary me.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Oh Dear! Yous poor thing. Mes will smuggles some fish through my tunnel to yous! Purrhaps some kitty crunchies too! Wes can't has yous fading away!
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Nellie
This is just awful news to hear, Leah!
ReplyDeleteOMD! Princess Leah, this is SERIOUS. I think you need to consider taking them to the Small Bones Court. They're making you go around practically nekkid and starving to death!
ReplyDeleteHow rude!!! We think you are so very beautimous just the way you are Princess!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
They shouldn't do anything to take away protection from the cold. It was -29C here this morning. We tried to grow more fur!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Leah. The humans here did the same thing to me and right when we were getting all that cold weather! Afterwards, the Mama grumbled because she had to get me new sweaters and jackets when she was the one who had me groomed in the dead of winter in the first place! Geesh! Also, I hope whomever is calling you, Tubs, is as thin as a rail themselves or else this calls for a mutiny!! ;p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
Oops. That was me Wilhelmina complaining! from
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
WTD???!!!!!!!!! YOU??!!!!! DIET??!!!! OMD, I HATES that word!!!!! I've been on a D*ET forevers!!! It's torture I tells you...TORTURE!!!!! Butts, I do have a diet tip, I will postie my tip real soon...I've lost five pounds already! Butts....I'M HUNGRY!!!! Hey, if you have left over foodables from all the parcels you receive, send them my way, will ya?
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
This is SUCH a miscarriage of justice. You may have a case for Ernie for being starved, robbed of your fur and insulted! We will be character witnesses ♥
ReplyDeleteOMD! Don't worry, PL! I'll start a food-raiser ASAP! And I'll get you a coat! *Ear licks*
ReplyDeleteOh no, how could they do?????????
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs from your Casper.
How cheeky and darn right rude of them. I think its a conspiracy. Don't worry I have your address and will send you foodie treats immediately.
ReplyDeleteThat is just so wrong! Are your pawrents crazy?
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
humans...we will never understand them, will we?
ReplyDeleteDakotasDen
What the what....You is not tubby you is pawfect Leah. We hopes you grows your furs backs soon and don't freeze to deaths ;)
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Matt & Matilda
You should tell the fur stealers to knit you a nice sweater out of your furs to keep you warm.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
OH NO! they steal your furs and put you on a diet? Those humans of yours are terrible. Come live with us, we have LOTS of treats.
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