Friday, 6 February 2015

Letter to Aunty Freya

Dear Miss Aunty Freya
I hear that you are keeping the young Pup Princess Leah under your paw and training her up to be a Police Pup Officer. 
Well.... I am slightly concerned that with her thieving habits and shredding abilities she may not be cut out for the job.

 Exhibit A

Theft of Mum's Bra (!) last night

Exhibit B


Attempted theft of Mum's slipper....while she was still wearing it!

Exhibit C


Theft of Dad's paintbrush

 Exhibit D


Bag handles, lifted from inside Mum's handbag!


Shredding of evidence

I believe said young Pup is away on training exercises at the moment. I am seriously concerned that the trainers are not aware of her secret thieving nature and will be beguiled by her sweet Innocent looks


 I feel it is my civic duty to inform you of this Pups actual character before she's allowed to handle anything as dangerous as a LOADED WATER PISTOL!!!!

Yours
Princess Leah's Mum
xxx

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34 comments:

  1. Bella Roxy & Macdui6 February 2015 at 01:16

    She's just honing her investigative skills!

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  2. WFT Nobby6 February 2015 at 01:16

    This is quite shocking! How will Blogville's police department react. (And we can't help wondering if some other of the new recruits might have similar blemishes on their past records….)

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  3. Unknown6 February 2015 at 01:53

    OMD epic mischief but how can mum resist that cute look you give her? Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Yamini MacLean6 February 2015 at 02:51

    Hari OM
    Dear Leah's Mum,
    You have done the right thing in bringing this to attention and for sure, under investigation, (and as pointed out by Boffin Bertie), it could well help to bring out other erroneous behaviours among the up and coming pawlice awfycers... This is not a bad thing at all - and I am certain that all will now come to heel and begin to listen to their trainers, resulting a force of considerably impressive pawlicing skills!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  5. Duke6 February 2015 at 02:55

    Nonsense - you just have your own style, Leah, and there is nothing wrong with that! You will make a fine police pup officer!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  6. tubby3pug6 February 2015 at 03:29

    youll be a great officer! I don't think you are destroying evidence just examining it thoroughly

    retro rover

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  7. My Mind's Eye6 February 2015 at 04:00

    Leah you know what your problem is, lack of focus!! Girlfriend you need to focus on the task at hand...see it through then H I D E all the evidence. MOL MOL MOL
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  8. Cowspotdog6 February 2015 at 04:31

    it takes a thief to know a thief - we think she was just expanding her knowledge :) :)

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  9. Zoe6 February 2015 at 04:45

    Maybe she's wurkin on that whole "good cop, bad cop" deal all rolled into one pup.

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  10. Unknown6 February 2015 at 06:09

    BOL! Oh Princess Leah's mom, you just wait until Princess Leah sees this! Sharing all that evidence....not fair at all!
    Oz

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  11. Scooter6 February 2015 at 06:44

    Hey Mum!
    Wow, no need to worry! Here in the Blogville PD we will put those particular skills to good use. We always need shredding of top secret papers so that will come in handy. She'll be great at gathering evidence from a crime scene and grabbing evidence from a suspect's premises. And that face will melt even the toughest criminal's heart. BOL She'll be a great officer fur sure...but you do seem to have your paws full with her while off duty. BWAR HAR HAR ahem.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  12. The Daily Pip 6 February 2015 at 07:21

    Maybe she could steal a cheeseburger for me! Just kidding ...not really kidding.

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  13. C.L.W.STEP6 February 2015 at 07:58

    To that I say, "let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone." What doggie has NOT done some or all of these things at one time? I must say, I still have a penchant for stealing and chewing things I'm not supposed to, like Jason's flip flops, stuff from the trash, random socks; and I might eye Mom's dollie collection with evil intent. Besides, like Sarge said, the Princess would be wonderful when you have to play good cop/bad cop!

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  14. Two French Bulldogs6 February 2015 at 08:18

    Important documents must be shredded
    Lily & Edward

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  15. The Adventures of the LLB Gang6 February 2015 at 08:23

    Uh.....Oh.......Sounds like someone is being a bit puppy-ish. Maybe the training will help Leah forget her thieving habits ;-)
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  16. Frankie Furter and Ernie6 February 2015 at 11:49

    WE are all AWARE of the ... It TAKES one to KNOW One... thingy... WE see this as PROOF PAWsitive that Princess Leah is going to make a PAWFECT addition to the Blogville Pawlice Dept..
    NOTE TO P. Leah... this looks like something you should be discussing with Ernie the Attorney... we see the makings of a Court Case here.
    and the FIRST thingy that needs to be addressed is.... your MUM's OBVIOUSLY unauthorized use of YOUR BLOG...

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  17. Idaho PugRanch6 February 2015 at 12:40

    looks like maybe a defamation suit might be in order Princess Leah!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  18. Ruby6 February 2015 at 12:44

    OMD!!!! WHAT?! I thinks Princess Leah is gonna make a FABulous Officer!!! Yuppers!! And I have only had 87 teeny weeny little margaritas so far...I feel I am of sound mind *burp* and something, to attest to Princess Leah's fine skills in the field!
    (did that help????)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. caspers welt6 February 2015 at 13:44

    Oh my little princess, you are such a hardworking girl.
    Kisses and hugs from your Casper.

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  20. Kinley Westie6 February 2015 at 14:17

    Nuffin wrong wif liftin a few interestin items from da evidence room I says.

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    1. Brinley Westie7 February 2015 at 19:44

      Yeah, nuttin' wrong at all!! Dey's just sittin' dere, after alls....

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  21. Jacobi6 February 2015 at 15:45

    Dear Leah,

    You have a snitch in your family. I still say you didn't do it.

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  22. Millie and Walter6 February 2015 at 18:40

    We agree with Frankie and think you need to contact Ernie the Attorney.

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  23. Anonymous6 February 2015 at 18:56

    Hey...she is traning to learn the crooks habits!

    The Mad Scots

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  24. Wyatt6 February 2015 at 18:57

    We don't see a problem.....that's just gossip.
    Blogville needs more cops like Princess Leah!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  25. Sully6 February 2015 at 19:06

    I think Princess Leah is learning how to think like and act like a thief so she will be able to catch a thief.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  26. Unknown7 February 2015 at 02:50

    It must be said, young paws sometimes go off of the rails.
    I'm sure in young Princess Leah's case it is a case of not focusing on tasks at hand.

    Who left the paintbrush there to start wiv ?
    Hooman's STUFFS has different smells and Princess Leah obviously has a good nose for sniffin stuffs out.
    As time goes by, Princess Leah's tail will really start to flourish and become a fully fledged Cavalier tail WIV FEATHERS. I am sure you are going to be a treasure to work with on the beach and around town. I for one am countin on yer. .
    LUVS YOUR LUVIN Aunty Freya Rose Blossom (MISS) X

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  27. Unknown7 February 2015 at 06:08

    Thanks for doing your civic duty, but give a princess a chance to make good! "It takes a thief to catch a thief" - (Probably was said by a thief)

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  28. When Dogs Take Over,,,7 February 2015 at 06:22

    As a "legal analyst",,,I must point out that these photos prove nothing. Perhaps the pics are depicting Leah gathering the objects to return them to their proper storage places,,,and the tissue,,,why, it looks to me as if she is PICKING it up to dispose of it for someone,,,rather than tearing it up. Things are not always as they appear.

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  29. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady7 February 2015 at 06:36

    We think those are excellent skills!

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  30. Braeden and Seth7 February 2015 at 10:59

    Lawyer up, Princess Leah! We think you've been framed!

    Waggies,
    Braeden, Seth and Riley

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  31. Brinley Westie7 February 2015 at 19:43

    Yep, it's a frame-up!!! Yer Mom is tryin' to set ya up, Leah!

    And she oughta not air yer dirty laundry on yer blog.... she sure wouldn't want the favor returned, I bets...

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  32. Ziggy Stardust8 February 2015 at 22:47

    Holy Dogs Leah, you got ratted out by your Mom!!! I think you should check with Attorney Ernie and there needs to be much more evidence. I don't see any reason to blame you for any of it.

    Loveys Sasha

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  33. Marty the Manx9 February 2015 at 07:26

    Oh Sweet Princess Leah, we think that Chef Sasha is right!!!!!

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