Monday, 9 February 2015

Call for Ernie

Did you see what happened on Friday ? 

Mum snaffled my blog!

As if that wasn't bad enough, she snaffled then SNITCHED!

My own Mum turned Stool P Gin on me

How could she?

 I've decided to write to Von Schnitzel, Ketchum and Dedum
and get advice from  Ernie the Attorney and his beautiful Para Legal Roxy.
(must get me some of those glasses Roxy wears, don't you think they will make me look really intelligent?)

Here's the my letter....



Dear Ernie the Attorney Sir,

HELP!!!!!

Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah 
xxx



That should do the trick!


Oophs!



I hope he managed to read it BEFORE I shredded the evidence!!!!

Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah 
xxx



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27 comments:

  1. Bella Roxy & Macdui9 February 2015 at 01:59

    Don't you worry. My ♥♥ Ernie♥♥ Will help you out. He's a real tiger.... um..dachshund when it comes to representing clients.

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  2. Yamini MacLean9 February 2015 at 02:31

    Hari Om
    ..Brahahahahahahahahahaa oh dear your Shreddingness... prepare yourself for a different form of 'counselling' from Ernie-sahib if he sees that last shot!!! Good try though. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. tubby3pug9 February 2015 at 03:44

    your a good shredder you need an office job

    retro rover

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  4. My Mind's Eye9 February 2015 at 04:04

    MOL MOL MOL Leah now that we have Ernie the Attorney and Hizznor Frankie
    in charge all will be hunky dory in no time. I hope you kept a copy of your complaint.
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  5. Unknown9 February 2015 at 05:33

    LOL and we can't wait to see what Ernie does. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. C.L.W.STEP9 February 2015 at 06:59

    I suggest you call my favorite hero, Ironing Board Man. You can find out who he is by checking out The Daily Bone dated May 27, 2013. You will see I had the same problem as you with the envelope.

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  7. Frankie Furter and Ernie9 February 2015 at 07:24

    From vonSchnitzel, Ketchum & Deadum

    Dear Princess,
    WE are ON IT... All OVER it in fact... You will be hearing from us with a court date and stuffs.... SOON. Are you thinking of Punishment or Payment? OR Both?

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  8. Marty the Manx9 February 2015 at 07:27

    Oh thank goodness Ernie got your letter BEFORE you shredded it!
    Luvs
    Marty

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  9. Frankie Furter and Ernie9 February 2015 at 07:51

    Pee S...... Of course this came by ROYAL Mail... since you ARE a PRINCESS. Just Sayin...

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  10. Sully9 February 2015 at 08:06

    BOL!!!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  11. Two French Bulldogs9 February 2015 at 08:39

    They sure have a lot of nerve!
    Lily & Edward

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  12. easyweimaraner9 February 2015 at 10:03

    I'm sure Ernie will hear your SOS! and I can't wait for the next court case...I'm a fan... that's much better than real life, right?
    Easy Rider

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  13. Lassiter Chase and Benjamin9 February 2015 at 10:12

    That is like a cartoon show Mommy used to watch when she was a pup. There would be a top secret message, and then in the P.S. line of the paper it said, "this message will self-destruct" and boom -- the paper would blow up and shred into tiny pieces.

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  14. Idaho PugRanch9 February 2015 at 10:26

    Looks like you will have your day in court Princess Leah!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  15. Noodles9 February 2015 at 11:45

    Dear Leah,
    I think you have a solid case there and I hope Ernie the Attorney gets you a decent settlement for this slander.
    Love Noodles

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  16. Anonymous9 February 2015 at 11:59

    Well, we can through that Lawsuit out!.......quit eating thinks Leah... we saw all the donuts you downed!

    The Mad Scots

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  17. Murphy9 February 2015 at 12:20

    Ernie is sharp. He can get you justice! We are playing catch up since we have been working on the Heart 2 Heart Dance!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  18. Ruby9 February 2015 at 12:22

    He has to take the case Leah!!! Hey, if they need a character reference, I am HERE!!! I thinks that was WRONG what your Moms said abouts you!!! I know she set you up!! Not fair at all gurl!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. The Adventures of the LLB Gang9 February 2015 at 13:01

    Uh Oh....another Mama headed for court.....We can't believe how much Mama-misbehaving there has been around Blogville!! We are sure Ernie can help you Leah!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  20. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥9 February 2015 at 13:23

    Ernie does fantastic work - you will be just fine, Princess Leah.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  21. Duke9 February 2015 at 14:24

    We know that Ernie will put your case at the top of his list, Leah!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  22. Jacobi9 February 2015 at 14:57

    Dear Princess Leah,

    If you eat it there is no evidence. Just saying...

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  23. The Daily Pip 9 February 2015 at 17:31

    I am sure Ernie will be able to help you ...evidence or no evidence.

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  24. Kinley Westie9 February 2015 at 20:02

    I are sure he are gonna be on da case - I wouldn't want to be da one to recover da evidence though.

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  25. Sweet William The Scot9 February 2015 at 20:44

    Why you have a betrayer, blabbermouth, informant, narc, squealer, stoolie, deep throat, canary and stool pigeon in your family. Why you might even have a Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon like Kismet reporting on your.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  26. Charliedownunder10 February 2015 at 02:25

    Crikey Princess ...... I dunno ..... I hope it does the trick ...... but ...... I dunno!!!!! I do, however, know you would look real cute in those glasses that Roxy wears, aye???

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  27. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady10 February 2015 at 13:55

    I am sure Ernie can piece it back together!

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